Why does everyone have so much fun talking about themselves?! I know I am guilty of it too, but I think it's so hilarious that humans find the need to call or write about their day, what they had to eat last night, or what new item of clothing they bought. And it's not that we just mention it in passing. No, we go into detail.
"Well, I was supposed to meet my friend at Target at like* 4... and they didn't get there til like* 4:20. (makes wide-eyed stern face). And so we got to Olive Garden late and there was like* a line outside the door. It was ridiculous. But the food was really good. We got horrible service, but..."
......Seriously?! SHUT UP!!!!! WE DIDN'T GO WITH YOU!!!! WE DON'T CARE!!!!! SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!! Like you're seriously that interesting of a person that everyone is dying to know about YOUR day to day just so they can feel like they're part of it. It's just funny. We know no one will be interested, but it doesn't stop us from wanting to tell people our stories anyway. We're so dumb as a race.
That being said I hate the past 24 hours! Yeah, you suck. And don't come back. :)
*Obvious high IQ
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