Long Nails

You know those weird quirks everybody has? The things they hate with a passion for no apparent reason, the things they love the smell of (gasoline and sharpies for me) or are just scared of and don't know why? Well, IIIIIII absolutely HATE people with long nail beds. It scares me so badly. No idea why. LOOK HOW FRICKING SCARY THIS IS!!!!

Oh my Lord! It makes me anxious and feel like I'm about to have a panic attack. And this isn't even half as bad as one's I've seen before either! Honestly Google, Flickr and Bing don't really have that many pictures that have been tagged as "Long nail beds" or "Black People Long Nails" or "African Hands".... Don't judge! It started making me feel racist anyway - googling all of the pictures (because it's usually only black people that have long nail beds for some reason- it really does look so scary). :/ So then I decided to google "Pretty hands" and look what a peach of a gem I found!

So delicate, really.

Also, today I saw a plastic bag blowing in the wind, and I had an epiphany that I had just relived a moment in the life of Katy Perry. Imagine. She's like, "Oh, look at that plastic bag! Wait, sometimes I feel like that bag. :(" And THUS AN INSPIRATIONAL KATY PERRY POP SONG WAS BORN. I still don't really know if I've ever felt like a plastic bag. I can't really say that I even know how that would feel..... But still, the moment today was magical...... ;)

And lastly, I just spilled coffee all over my paynts. It feels warm.