Happy Easter, y'all

My Girl

I love this little girl.

Teacup Pigs/Mika

I want one!!! :( They're so expensive. I don't know what my infatuation with farm animals is, as of late, but I've twice latched onto the idea of buying a very random farm animal, spur of the moment. It's not a good idea. These little beauties range from roughly $100 to over $1000. But they're much easier to take care of than ducks (which is what I almost plopped down a good chunk on.) Teacup pigs don't grow past your knees, can sleep with you at night and eat fruits and vegetables. They can also be potty trained, are extremely intelligent and supposedly "act out" when they get bored. They like being around other pets or people - they're social animals, how cute! Sometimes, I feel like I AM frickin Reading Rainbow.

!!!!!!MIKA!!!!!!

(listen to him)

Class Act

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So today, I had to go up two flights of stairs in the stair well at my work. And me being the self-entertaining person I am, decided that if I was going to go up the stairs wearing heels, I would do so without ever bending my knees. Two flights of stairs is a LONG way to walk like that, and wearing heels makes this task even more daunting. I went up one flight and then heard somebody coming up the stairs behind me. I kept going as fast as I could (which I'm sure looked quite comical)... but then got embarrassed and stopped right before they could see me. Haha But I didn't do it. I didn't finish what I started. :( Kinda sad that I'm actually upset about it. Haha I don't know what that means.

A Mousefire/Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt show last summer at Dalzell. I miss this.

Person A - "I've got tickets to Wheel of Fortune!"

Person B - "Oh my god! You get to see Dick Carey!"

Person C - "No, we're talking about about Wheel of Fortune - the one with Alex Trebeck."

... Yeah, that literally happened this week.

Random Thoughts

Can you imagine how susceptible we would be to temperature changes if we had one layer of skin vs. eight layers? Close contact would be HORRIBLE- when one person was hot, all of us would get hot from them putting out so much body heat. Also, we would most likely be see-through and most likely very sickly.I bet we would look something like this, which would be cool for a couple of days of course.

I sometimes feel bad for walking through the hallway of my work in crazy ways when no one is looking. I wish I could say I pretended like I was Frankenstein or a zombie when I do that. But I usually act like I have cerebral palsy. :( That's so horrible that I do that.

I wish that we were all one gender- I can't decide which one. The obvious choice is boys, but girls really are pretty. I think the female body is prettier than the male body, and that doesn't make me a lesbian. I think girls are kinda gross. Pretty to look at, but holy shnittsle we're gross. Boys are just cool all the way around. And being all one gender would save us from so many awkward encounters. We could all just be buds! I'm really not made for love I guess.

The Window to the Soul

I feel like you can tell a great deal about a person from their eyes. I feel as if you can tell if someone is type A or type B, if someone is going through some type of depression, if someone does drugs, if someone is a virgin, if someone is stressed, if someone is hiding an exciting secret.... The list goes on. Within the last week, I saw two different people (in different cities/different times) and was able to tell them specific things that had happened to them within the past week (to be specific, one was "You got kissed last night for the first time in a while." .... I was spot on.) It weirded both of us out. But people carry their thoughts and emotions in their eyes. It's like a secret that they want to tell, whether they should or not. But the truth is, they've already told us- you just have to look for it.

But don't look too long at this... She's telling you way the f&*# too much.

Chatroulette

Since I was a little girl, I always thought that one day I would cook for my family. The thing is, I enjoy cooking- inventing recipes, "playing with my food" as it very well may be. But I never have ingredients; I never think to BUY ingredients. So I am left being a self-proclaimed horrible cook that eats Poor Man's Food, aka Ramen Noodles.

I have made up my mind. There are seven new recipes I am going to make over the next few weeks. They all look absolutely heavenly and I cannot wait to eat them.

On another note, this makes me happy.